Katie Needs

so there is a thing passed around where you google "[your name] needs"

apparantly (a small selection of the 800+ hits):

Katie needs to get out of the house a little more and and fix hersel a "dang
quesa-dilluh!"
Katie needs to see a specialist for her skin and ears
Katie needs to use the litter pan on her own
Katie needs to raise £3000
Katie needs to talk to her friend
Katie needs a hug
Katie needs to get a grip
Katie needs to figure out if she wants to move forward, maintain old friends, or
what kind of person she is going to be
Katie needs to get over herself
Katie needs to say NO.
Katie needs a family who will be patient, giving her time to trust and feel
comfortable
Katie needs her head examined
Katie needs your help with vocabulary words
Katie needs a pre-nup just because this relationship could turn into a destructive family bond
Katie needs extra time
Katie needs a C-section
Katie Needs Attention
Katie needs a wand
Katie needs a wake-up call from her childhood fantasy
Katie needs an experienced family without any younger children who she may see
as rivals for affection
Katie needs to hold her head to the side. to deal with visual challenges
Katie needs to change her bday to be closer to the rest of ours
Katie needs to add more emotion to her journal
Katie needs to know HTML
Katie needs to dress up like a man in a suite with a tie and a mustache to full-fill your fetish
Katie needs psychiatric help
Katie needs to put all the pieces together
Katie needs to talk at talking times only
Katie needs a new space where she can groove and hang with friends for the ultimate
slumber party
Katie needs rescueing from the sheriff after her attempt to kill Sheriff
Jack Strickland.
Katie needs to stand up to the bullies
Katie needs no introduction really
Katie needs is a bit of bleach and some red highlights and the transformation
will be complete
Katie needs another colostomy
Katie needs to think like a man
Katie needs to lay off the ageing make-up, get rid of the self-tan, and stop
inflating her lips
Katie needs to apply the tangent ratio to the problem quickly as Jamie is.
beginning to feel seasick
Katie needs to be punished for her behaviour every time she does something that isn’t typical
Katie-needs-to-take-a-break-so-we're-gonna-have-to-do-something-a-little-weird-for-a-while
katie needs to stop being a slut
Katie needs to make a life-sized Blue Fairy Penguin by Friday
Katie needs no deadheading, and will continue to flower all season long, and is
just as tough as its species parent
Katie-needs-money-to-pay-her-landlord-thing
Katie needs implants to make herself luk gd bt i dnt gt yu need implants js mkes
u more ov a slag. Jodie wtf is da deal wit ur nose? u fkin fat whore bag
Katie needs to hit Carl over the head with that Cow bell of his!
Katie needs to take her responsibilities seriously
Katie needs to put that finger away
Katie needs to get hit by a truck. An eighteen wheeler. She deserves it. I mean,
smush, squish, squash, the whole kill-Katie process
Katie needs to get her head out of her ass and start to have a little fun
katie needs a cold shower
katie needs a spanking
Katie NEEDS his crotch in her face
Katie needs to be watching her back
Katie Needs A Husband

ok now guess which ones refer to Katie Holmes!!!

and the two for katharyn

Katharyn needs to elucidate .....illuminate.....broaden (no pun intended)
and make known the universe of the properties of calves
Katharyn needs to stop being mean to me Or i will
start taking Prozac

December Books bought/books read

Books Bought
none yet!

Books Read
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer (library)
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon (library)
Rats : Observations on the History and Habitat of the City's Most Unwanted Inhabitants by Robert Sullivan (library)
Prep by Curtis Sittenfeld (library)
The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold (borrowed from Gram)
The Mermaid Chair by Sue Monk Kidd (borrowed from Gram) - reading now
Why do Men have Nipples: Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini by Mark Leyner & Billy Goldberg (library) - reading now

October Books Bought/Read

Books Bought
Black Belt Sudoku by Michael Rios

Books Read
The Kite Runner

Not sure if the Sudoku book counts as a book to read, since there are few words, and I didn't read them. But I did buy it at a bookstore, so I will say I bought it, but not read it :)

The Kite runner was a recommendation from Gram, a cuturally interesting read and a riveting story. I read it in about 2 days, in part while waiting in lines at Six Flags Great Adventure.

September Books Bought/Read

Bought:
Sushi for Beginners by Marian Keyes
Last Chance Saloon by Marian Keyes
Girls' Poker Night by Jill A. Davis (signed, to "Amanda")
Betty Crocker's Desserts Cookbook
Cooking with Bon Appetit: Vegetables
Collected Novellas by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Pat the Money by Diane Wachell
Earth from Above - 35 Days by Yann Arthus-Bertrand
A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith
Schott's Original Food Miscellany
Reunion by Alan Lightman

Read:
Last Chance Saloon by Marian Keyes
Girls' Poker Night by Jill A. Davis
Betty Crocker's Desserts Cookbook
The Undomestic Goddess by Sophie Kinella
Sushi for Beginners by Marian Keyes
Pat the Money by Diane Wachell
Reunion by Alan Lightman
Collected Novellas by Gabriel Garcia Marquez (started)
A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith (started)

I have been reading a lot of Brit Lit (a la Bridget Jones' Diary) and its really getting me inspired to get some writing in. A bunch of he books I bought were from the New York City Opera thrift shop, which I found has the best used books, and often marks them 50% off the thrifty price :) I had been eying the Earth from above book for years, and finally saw it at a cheap bookstore in the west village for about a third the cover price. the last two boks I scooped up at my favorite little bookshop in Coolidge Corner, in Boston - Brookline Booksellers (?). I had heard buzz about Alan Lightman, but didn't know why I knew the name. Only after reading the book and looking at his bio did I realize he was a prof at MIT and wrote Einstein's Dreams (which I never read) while I was at MIT.