The Wednesday One-liners K-Hole
Woman: Hey, so have you ever tried crack? --78th & Madison
Overheard by: Andrew C
Girl: So I say to her, "It's just a fucking junkie, step around him and let's go already." --Park Slope
Overheard by: jake
Hobo: Will somebody please give me $20 so I can buy crack-cocaine? --6 train
Girl: I don't like anything snow-like. Except maybe cocaine. --110th & Broadway
Overheard by: djlindee
Suit on cell: I am so fucked. So fucked. I'm going to be at the office all fucking night. I need some energy. I need some coke. Where's the closest high school around here? --40th & 6th
Girl: Wow. I never knew bongs were so pretty. Oh, sorry, "decorative tobacco pipes". --Washington Square Park
Dude: We were doin' blow and she was 14. It was weird. --Silver Swan, East 20th Street Overheard by: Katie Jeffreys
Man: If you have some pot, please let me know! --Lunt-Fontanne Theatre, West 46th Street
Man on cell: The thing about Alberto is that he criticizes everybody's drug use except his own. --22nd & 7th
Overheard by: Mark M
Girl: What do you mean, you don't smoke weed? That's mainly what niggas be doin' these days! --Wendy's, 56th & 8th
Overheard by: Melissa Gluzband
Teen boy: Come on people, I'm not selling crack...Y'all want some crack, then? --F train
Overheard by: PSE
via Overheard in New York, Mar 29, 2006
